Celebrities suck

Hi to you all. Starting with this post, I will be changing the format. Now, it won't be a personal life thing. First, I'm going to start with celebrities and why they are assholes and should rot in hell.

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I hate celebrities. Why, you ask? Because all they do is nothing. They have lots of money, star in movies that they don't really care about, break up with their boyfriends the minute they are married...and are publicized for all of it! And you know what? That sucks. Basically, a celebrity is a stupid asshole who just HAPPENS to live in L.A, just HAPPEN to have a lot of money, and just need some dude to find them. Once they star in some big movies, the tabloids get all over them, the paparazzi take numerous photos, and now he/she is famous. Nice. But now everything you do is documented. Lame, isn't it? For example, if you are busted driving drunk, you're all over the tabloids, and then it gets to the mainstream news. Is the White House planning to nuke Iran? Well, you may never know that, because the main thing will be that the star of some lousy Nick show is pregnant, and that she's 16. Lame.


So, as you can see, if some celebrity does ANYTHING, they get news. I hate celebrities, and I hope they all rot in hell.